vinebox:

The cool way to stop at a Stop Sign

railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool

railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool

(Source: reddit.com)

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!

clock: 11:01

me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

Anonymous asked
Why would you fuck Adam sandler

tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes

citizen: it's a bird!

citizen: it's a plane!

*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*

superman: it's a metaphor

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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